Monday, October 17, 2005

Dear Abby...

This is a real Dear Abby letter from our newspaper today....

"I have been living with 'Angelo' for six years. His dog passed away in May. Frankly, I was relieved because the dog had been the main focus in Angelo's life and the cause of many problems and fights."

Tip no. 1 -- Man likes dog best.
Tip no. 2 -- "...the cause of many problems and fights."

Do you just want to scream at this woman, Abby? Why are you there after six years if you're jealous of the dog?

Now, Angelo has gotten a new dog, and she's given him an ultimatum, me or the dog.

The dog is still there.

Pack those bags, honey.


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