Just slap me

Tonight was "Girls just want to have fun" night at the annual Monroe Junior League Spring Market.

Hundreds of vendors filled the Civic Center arena. The girls were treated to wine and tapas as they shopped, so you KNOW we all shopped 'till we dropped.

I encountered a dog booth, and was momentarily mesmerized by a jeweled pink collar that probably would fit Roux.

Peggy and Vici came by and dragged me away, but not before I saw the itty bitty teenie weenie yellow polka dot dog bikini.

"Just slap me if I ever try to buy something like this," I said.

"Don't worry," Peggy said. "I'll commit ya."

Sense. Responsibility. Reality. That's what friends are for.